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September 27th, 2020
02:48 pm - friends only
Friends only.
Do you really want in on this shit?? OK...
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/niaha/kitty/ankthink.gif) curious
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July 31st, 2009
02:43 pm
hey all you sweet friends. I'm switching journals because I'm really lame, and my new wn is madwagon. I know this is lame, but I do love reading some of your journals. For instance, white_trash, thescreg, me_is_pink, withluckysevens, grandpas_weiner, pokingatyoumooh, bloodlilie, 274_days, naughtyslacks, shakeyourjunk, courtnemo, and lonerheather.
I know ya'll dont read my journal, but if you ever do add me over there, I really enjoy watching your drama. My life is just as bad, so I feel better you know misery loves company.
peace out my anal prolapses.
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June 17th, 2009
11:23 am
I actually just sat here and watched the Bratz movie.
Dont worry, I didn't like it or anything, but wtf?
Couldn't I find anything better to do?
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June 11th, 2009
10:19 am - swine flu
So I watch the news whenever I can. Mainly I'm just trying to catch the weather, and of course I have to sit through numerous boring news stories in order to get that bit of info. So why have I not heard anything about the 50 US confirmed deaths from swine flu? Everyone in my family is sick but me so I just googled it for shits and giggles and we have had over 12,000 confirmed cases, and 50 deaths! I know that tons of people die each year from flu related shit but come one, when this first came out everyone was covering the swine flu. You couldn't turn on the tv without having this slapped across your face. Now it's a pandemic and the US and MExico have more swine flu related deaths then anywhere else and mums the word?
Kind of fishy. Then again, maybe I've been watching too much Dora the Explorer so I'm out of the loop. Maybe there should be a swine flu Dora episode. "Map" could tell Dora that in order to not become another statistic you have to grab yourself a mask, never touch anyone, and wash your hands frequently.
Hahaha, cuz if you just wash your hands you'll never get sick, right CDC? And masterbating will make you go blind!
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June 9th, 2009
01:07 pm
Movies that make my tear ducts transform into raging rapids-
Schindlers list
P.S. I love you
I haven't updated in 6 weeks! Jesus christ!
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April 13th, 2009
05:14 pm - hahahaha
OHMYGOD I was reading thesuperficial.com and I scrolled down and
BAM
I actually recoiled, and then laughed out loud. I used to love Mel Gibson- Braveheart and The Patriot top my list of greatest movies ever. Everything started to go downhill when he made "Signs". Poor guy.
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April 11th, 2009
12:03 am
Adam made me dinner last night and he said that at 1 in the morning I'd be all drunk and enjoying swordfish. I tole him he was wrong and here I a drunk at 1 oclock in the morning enjoying swordfish.
the end'''
it took me forever to t[e this
i've dropped the fork 3 times
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April 9th, 2009
05:27 pm - DAMN
So I just watched the Dead Like Movie and it fucking SUCKED. What the hell man, they didn't even have the same actress for Daisy and Rube wasn't in the damn flick at all!
Not to mention the plot was hard to follow and there was no funny sarcasm and dry humor, and Mason was barely in it.
RAAAAGGGEEEEE
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March 26th, 2009
March 24th, 2009
05:41 pm - yesterday
Yesterday Adam and I were driving down some dirt road and I'm all "la dee da" looking out the window and then I go "ZOMG Holy shit!". I saw this:
Ha ha.
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March 22nd, 2009
07:28 pm - spamming LJ
 Spamming LJ with my nonsense. I was looking up hair rollers on ebay and came across this in the "info" section on a listing:
How to use:
1. Hair divided into first at the top, Liu Haizhong the left and right side of the two districts a total of six districts
2. Hair-first district, leaving only to the region on the volume.
3. Volume on the region will Dashi hair wet or six minutes to a little modeling on the goods.
4. Admission of some of the post with one-third of the distance, to serve the next sponge volume in the hair on the way clockwise hair will be involved in the tightly fixed.
5. Will be followed in the same way all the hair on the volume, to be completed after bedtime, the morning the next day, there is a beautiful curling.
6. Demolished volume on the opposite direction to be gradually removed.
Note: Regional follow individual hair length and number of changes.
Material: breathable sponge
INCLUDING: 6 rollers a pack
(I laughed my fucking ass off)
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January 30th, 2009
07:52 pm - I can haz webcam?
Hey I need a webcam, and I know they're hella cheap. I need one to record my fucking mooosic, so does anyone reccomend any particular one?
Please and thank you.
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January 19th, 2009
06:21 pm - oh noes!
So I was hanging out with Adam and his friend and Abraham was playing pirate in the livingroom with me. He banged his head a really good one and it started to resemble an egg. Adam says "oh buddy, it looks like you're growing horns!"
What do I say???
"Are you a horny pirate?!"
I immediatly clapped my hand over my mouth and looked around at everyone. Time stood still. I started to laugh really hard, but silently as to not draw too much attention from Abraham.
Face palm.
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January 14th, 2009
08:23 pm - Leinenkugels why?
Dear Leinenkugels,
Thank you for having such a delicious brew, specifically the Sunset Wheat. But first off, why the fuck are you so god damn delicious? I'm already a 6 pack deep and I need to stop now, but you're beconing me from the fridge. Bitch, I hear you. I know you taste like a million dollar whores sweet vagina juice, laced with my delicate cum. Yes, I realize I'm offending everyone on my friend's list. But you, sunset wheat? You don't care. You want me to lose all my friends, become an alcoholic, and work solely to be able to purchase you every night. I'm on to you, sunset wheat. Your whore like ways can not seduce me any longer. I'm "a slave for you" no longer. Suck my fat clit.
Sincerely,
The one out of beer.
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December 28th, 2008
12:34 am - whoooo
the best part of 2nighT? I'm drunk and I'm eating buritos
thank you 17 beers
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December 27th, 2008
07:35 pm - who whoa whoahhh
I'm on my ninth beer. And I'm ok! Whoa building a tolerance! I think I've been building a tolerance subconscienciouly (whoa long mispelled word) so I can keep up on new years!
*drunken laughter*
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December 21st, 2008
09:40 am - whoa
I was driving around trying to get Abe to take a nap and we drove down to the Snow Park (park where you send out your boats) and saw this:
bummer.
p.s. Sierra I learned a song that I need you to learn some back up vocals too so call meeee
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November 24th, 2008
01:26 pm - ugh
I just want to be left alone so I let Abraham do this:
Yup, the whole thing. He also has a pink sippy cup.
I suck.
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09:59 am - to bring list
Things to bring to AZ-
For Abraham:
6 pairs pants
6 pairs of shorts
7 short sleeved shirts
5 long sleeve shirts
both striped thin hoodies
15 pairs of socks
1 pair of sandles
2 pairs of shoes
sun hat
winter hat
swim trunks
jacket
7 sets of pajamas
on plane:
applesauce
meatloaf
2 spoons, 1 fork
mum mums
2 containers of puffs
slice of bread
crayons
sketch book
memory board
books: point out everything book
black and white
baby faces
I like it when
mom's index cards
PUPPY DOG
A favorite blanket
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October 20th, 2008
08:28 am - I made a food community
Yup, I made a gluten free food community. If you like food, you can add it. Mmmmmm, food.
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